Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. You think this joke is about body shaming and mirror breaking? Nah, it's about returning the insult with a zinger. The first dude calls his friend "bold and fat," and the friend claps back by suggesting he's so ugly he'd shatter a mirror. It's like a roast, but with extra steps.