Orphan's Savings

I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about an orphan who's saving money, not for candy, but to buy himself a mom. It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda sad, which, let's be honest, is probably right up your alley since you probably still watch cartoons.

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