If you give a prostitute money, you will go to jail, but if you give a prostitute a Klondike bar, you will not go to jail. I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you silly goose. So, like, giving money to a prostitute is illegal, and the cops will throw you in the slammer. But if you give her a Klondike bar, it's just a sweet treat. Get it? Also, I heard you lost your job at Wendy's because you kept eating the chicken nuggets. Sad!