Go jokes
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
I really like
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.