Go jokes

What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?

Everyone in my class: "I can't wait until I have a family, I can't wait to study for my dream job."

My friends: "What's your dream job?"

Me: "I'm going to die young :))"

What's an emo's favorite game?

Limbo.

(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)

How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?

Go through the dumbbell door.

What do bees do when they get married?

They go on a honeymoon.

Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!

I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."

Where do people with no legs go to have fun?

Legnoland.

I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You make them clap until they go home.

Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?

Their parents never say yes.

Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".

A man has a terminal illness and isn't sure how long he has left to live, so he talks to his doctor. The man asks, "How long am I going to live?"

The doctor says, "Depends, what time is it?" The doctor then looks at his watch and says, "10".

The man asks, "Ten what?"

Then the doctor keeps going, "6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1".

Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.

You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?

European.

Where do mathematicians go to die?

The symmetry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!

Once a woman suspected that her husband was fucking their daughter at night. So she made a plan. That night, she gave her daughter sleeping pills and told her husband that you go to sleep, I have a headache and I will sleep on the sofa in the drawing room today. After everyone slept, she picked up her sleeping daughter and laid her on the sofa and went to her bed and lay down. After an hour, the door of the room opened and one man entered the room and jumped on the bed and fucked her intensely for 2 hours. Then she turned on the light with the bed switch and said, "You definitely didn't expect me." "I definitely didn't expect you, MOM! But you are more delicious than sister"! Her son replied in surprise!

Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.