Go jokes
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.
I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.
I'm going to leave now, so bye.
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.