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Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.
I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.
I'm going to leave now, so bye.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Ready? Go!
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
Oh, and like!
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!