Go jokes
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
I support LGBTQ. Let's Go Bully The Queers
My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
Two needles go to the river. One of them says, "I'm sorry!"
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"