Go jokes
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
hehehe
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"
"Only in your dreams."
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭