Go jokes
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
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My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"
"Only in your dreams."
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.