Go jokes
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
My therapist said I have trouble letting go of the past. So I killed him.
Memes
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!
Once, there was a woman who had a husband and a dog. The husband dies.
The dog would always sleep under the bed, and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down, and the dog would lick it to say she/he was alright. One night, it was thunderstorming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper, so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does, he/she licks her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom, so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap, but the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can lick too," in the dog's blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.
Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?
Kid: I don't know.
Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.
Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.
*Officer arrests Elmo*
Elmo: But who wants tickles?
Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]