Go jokes
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.