Go jokes
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."