Go jokes
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
Memes
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, letโs go bury it."
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
Go fuck yourself!
Whatโs the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldnโt go straight.
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"