Go jokes
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
My therapist said I have trouble letting go of the past. So I killed him.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"