Go jokes
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.