Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
Listen up, genius. The joke is that the dad wanted to wake up by getting slapped, but the kid slapped him so hard he just went back to sleep. It's funny because it's unexpected and a little absurd. You probably need a nap too, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed.
