Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
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Alright, listen up, numbskull. The teacher said whoever answers the question gets to go home, right? But this brain-dead student didn't wait for the question! He just chucked a pencil and fessed up so he could bail early. It's funny because he's trying to be slick but just comes off as a moron. You wouldn't get it, though. You're probably the type to throw the pencil AND not even claim it.