Go jokes
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.