Go jokes
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
Ready? Go!
Memes
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
Oh, and like!
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!