Go jokes

I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.

Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.

Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."

Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."

Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.

August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.

I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!

It's called "The Bad Batch File!"

14 girls asked me to go out today!

I was in the ladies' toilets...

Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?

Because they already 69'd.

When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?

Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."

Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.

Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.

One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."

"How many men does your wife have?"

Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.

Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?

Because they don't like Dick's!

Why did the deer go to the dentist?

It had buck teeth.

Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.

Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.

How to fart:

Let it go, let it go.

Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?

There, there, over there, and over here too.