Go jokes
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
🎉🎇🎊🎆🎈
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
Memes
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Go fuck yourself!
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.