Go jokes
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.