Go

Go jokes

Toilet

Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?

In the toilet! 🚽 šŸ’© šŸ’© šŸ’©

Cow

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

Twin

What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourself!

Memes

Kid

"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."

Class

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

Website

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

Orphan

Why did the orphan want to go to jail?

So he could have a home and be cared for with food.

Website

Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.

I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.

I'm going to leave now, so bye.

Website

Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?

Company

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

Time travel

"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....

Sister

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

Dad

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"