Go jokes
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"
"Only in your dreams."
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?