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Orphanage

Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!

Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?

Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!

Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!

Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???

Me: Yea

Knife

I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.

Company

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

Life

My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.

Memes

Victim

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

Dwarf

Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.

Orphan

Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D

Man

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.

Batman

Batman: I’m vengeance.

Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.

Batman: ...

Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.

Birthday Party

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.

Barb

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"

Orphan

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."