Go jokes
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅