Go jokes

Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.

Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?

There, there, over there, and over here too.

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

Why was Sonic fast?

To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.

Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

Go touch some grass, bro.

I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.

My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.

Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.

Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.

Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?

"Hey, what does IDK mean?"

"I don't know."

"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.