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Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....

Why can't orphans go outside?

Because their parents can't watch them!

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."

I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.

My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.

Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!

Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?

Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!

Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!

Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???

Me: Yea

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

Why do orphans go on holiday?

To see what family is like.

Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?

Why can't orphans go on field trips?

They don't have anybody to sign the form.

Why don't cows make good policemen?

Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!

Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?

Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

Ready? Go!

Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.

So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.