Go jokes
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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Hollow Knight Meme
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
Go fuck yourself!
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!