Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
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Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
Ready? Go!
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
Oh, and like!
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
