How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
what has three balls and flys through space?
E.T. the extra testicle
What's a aliens favorite computer key?
the space bar!
Why is E.T. better than an orphan? Because he found his way home
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Why did an orphan kill ET To phone home
Alien vs Predator
Cosby vs E.T.
If aliens were real
Then orphans would finally have a home
Why where ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator
What happens when a alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device .-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ...
A alien goes to area 51 but what I wonder why he doesn't go to your house
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many Aliens you cant keep track.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes
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