How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
what has three balls and flys through space?
E.T. the extra testicle
What's a aliens favorite computer key?
the space bar!
Why is E.T. better than an orphan? Because he found his way home
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Why did an orphan kill ET To phone home
Alien vs Predator
Cosby vs E.T.
If aliens were real
Then orphans would finally have a home
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator
Why where ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
What happens when a alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device .-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ...
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many Aliens you cant keep track.
A alien goes to area 51 but what I wonder why he doesn't go to your house
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
