Go jokes
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
Two needles go to the river. One of them says, "I'm sorry!"
Are your hairline and forehead friends? Because they go way back.
A pair of Newfies decide to visit Toronto. They drive through Nova Scotia, through New Brunswick, through Montréal, Kingston, Oshawa... then they see a sign that says "Toronto Left", so they turn back around and go home.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!
14 girls asked me to go out today!
I was in the ladies' toilets...
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.