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Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
So, once upon a time, there was a man who lived in his house with his wife.
He got up to go out to work and closed the front door behind him.
Not even four seconds later, he came back inside panicking, saying, "There's a rabbit with a gun outside!"
The wife replied, "Oh, don't worry, rabbits don't have guns. They can't shoot people; you must be imagining things."
The man calmed down for a few minutes, and after some reassuring, he eventually decided to try to go back out to work again.
So he stepped outside the front door, and the rabbit shot him.
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.