Go jokes

Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!

Wait, what?

Call 911!

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.

My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.

Why was Sonic fast?

To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.

Go touch some grass, bro.

If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.

My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.

Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.

Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party?

"Police control! Have you been drinking?"

"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"

"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't go to home plate.

I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.