Go jokes
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
A possessed boi or math?
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!