What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Go Jokes
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.
I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.
I'm going to leave now, so bye.
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
