Go jokes

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

"Hey, what does IDK mean?"

"I don't know."

"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.

Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?

Go touch some grass, bro.

If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.

What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?

"Go to HELLakbar!"

What did the seal say to the shark?

"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"

Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.

What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.

You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.