Go jokes

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."

At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."

I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

Why is there a middle school?

Because the kids that go there are middle class families.

Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!

"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....

Why can't orphans go on field trips?

They don't have anybody to sign the form.

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?

Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

Why don't cows make good policemen?

Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!

Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.

I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.

I'm going to leave now, so bye.

Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?

Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?

In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩