Go jokes
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."