Go jokes
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
Two needles go to the river. One of them says, "I'm sorry!"
Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
14 girls asked me to go out today!
I was in the ladies' toilets...
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"