"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Go Jokes
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
