Go jokes
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
A possessed boi or math?
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!