Go jokes
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Memes
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Go touch some grass, bro.
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.