Go jokes

Why did the DJ go to therapy?

Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.

How to fart:

Let it go, let it go.

14 girls asked me to go out today!

I was in the ladies' toilets...

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.

Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.

My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.

Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.

Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.

Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.

If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.

Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!

Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!

Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!

Wait, what?

Call 911!

Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.