Go jokes
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
Summary of Twilight in one sentence:
Bella hits on two guys, runs away. Edward glances to Jacob saying, "Go Fetch," and suddenly Bella's his.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.