Go jokes
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?