Go jokes
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
Having homosexual parents must be terrible.
Either you have a double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom".
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Do you want to play Titanic?
When I say iceberg, you go down on me.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
There was a car accident, and the cops pull up to the crime scene to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said, "What happened here?" She responded by saying, "A car crash." They then asked, "But how did it happen?" She responded, "The cars crashed into each other." They finally said, "But why did it happen?" The lady said, "Oh, I know where you're going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas pedal, the car goes forward, and they both pushed it, so they both went forward and hit each other." One cop said, "Never mind, ma'am," and they started walking away.
The blonde lady then said, "Oh, and officers, my computer froze. Do you think I should put it in the microwave or in the oven?"
So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.
I said, "No, they don't have double doors."
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"