Go jokes
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.
Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!
Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.
Son: That was cruel!
Donald Trump travels back in time to talk to his 10-year-old self.
When he sees himself, he says, "Do you see me? I am you, but almost 70 years older."
His 10-year-old self asks him, "Am I going to be famous?"
Trump replies, "Oh yeah, I became president of the United States. Not once. Twice!"
10-year-old Donald was shocked. But he became even more shocked when he heard the next sentence from his current self: "And now take off your pants!"
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"