When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Go Jokes
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
