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Name

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How names were named.

"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."

"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"

Context

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How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

Dumpster

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Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.

Rope

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Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."

Wife

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Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.

One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."

"How many men does your wife have?"

Misunderstanding

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My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...

...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.

Vagina

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A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.

Insult

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I said, "Are you half left or half right?"

"Neither! In-between."

"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"

Death

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I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.

Soviet

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Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.

Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."

Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."

Sense

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

Gay

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Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?

A: They couldn’t go straight.