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Phrase

    • There was a kid at school. He was reading a book and he came across a phrase. It was "purple pation." He went to his teacher and asked what it meant. His teacher said, "What the actual hell? Get the hell out of my class and go to the principal's office!" The principal said, "It's okay, it was probably a mistake. I will clean this all up. In the meantime, what's the phrase?" He says, "Purple pation." His principal stares at him for about 3 seconds, then says, "Get the hell out of my school. You are expelled!" He ran 7 miles to his dad's office crying all the way. He went to his dad and explained how his teacher kicked him out of the class and the principal expelled him. His dad said, "Calm down, I will clean this all up," and he said, "That's what the principal said. He said, 'I will clean it up'." He said, "OK, the phrase is 'purple pation'." His dad said, "I hate you, get out of my office. I don't want to see you again." He ran down crying to his house. He explained what happened. His mom said the same thing as everyone else, so he explains the phrase. His mom kicks him out of the house, and he ran down to the park crying. An old lady said, "What's wrong?" He explained what's happening. Then she says, "Well, what's the phrase?" He says, "Purple pation." The old lady said, "See that house across the street? That's my house. Come over in about 30 min and I will explain." He says, "Thank you." It was the longest 30 min of his life. He sprints across the street and gets hit by a bus.

    Sorry guys ;)

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    • Rape

    • A girl named Kariah was at a night club. She was twerking and shaking, but she was just there for fun with her friends until some guy named Jaden came up to her and started flirting with her.

    Jaden: WOW Girl!

    Kariah: What?

    Jaden: It's just that a sexy girl like you should be having sex, not begging for sex!

    Kariah: Okay, listen pimp, I don't know who you are, but I don't want you around me one bit!

    Jaden grabbed her hips with such FORCE!

    Jaden: Come on, let's go somewhere...private! And have a good time, a fun time!

    Kariah slapped him and left the night club, telling her friends she was gone, leaving a tip for the drinks she bought.

    Daina: Hey, what's wrong?

    Mary: Yeah!

    Greg: Sweetie...tell us.

    Ariana: Come on...did someone try to touch you in a weird way?!

    Kariah wanted to tell them but couldn't; it was too personal.

    Kariah: Uh I have to go...it's way passed my curfew! Love you!

    Kariah sighed and waited for a cab down by Heyo street. Then a cab man started dirty talking her...DIRTY!

    Cab man: Hey, sexy lady! Where are you going?...need a...wow...whoohoo...dang...ride?

    Kariah rolled her eyes then stuck her tongue out at the cab man. This fucking cab men said this.

    Cab man: Ooooo...use that for the sex!

    Kariah: I don't think so!

    Cab man: ha uh ha... I see the way your looking at me I know you like me!

    Kariah walks away from him and finds another cab, but the cab man did not take her mean talk and weird silents for an answer. Instead, the cab man got out of his "Cab" and harrowed around her.

    Cab man: HEY WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING!?

    Kariah: TO MY KIDS AND MY HUSBAN! SO GET LOST BITCH!!!!

    You see Kariah was married, she just came to be with her friends at a night club. Cab man gets close to her so she ran...she ran as fast as she could till she tripped on her high heels, once the cab man got close to her he picked her up...I think you know what he did okay I'll tell you. Cab man picked her up and took her back to the cab a.k.a taxi of course she was not gonna give up without a fight...will she gave up!

    Cab man: I know ya like me! I just know it! You dressed up in a hoochie and sluty dress for nothing will wrong you LIKE ME maybe love if we get lucky!

    He drove her to his house and then took off his cloths "underware included" got on top of her and "Rape was born again". Kariah did not remember a thing that night only that she was forced agianst her will too will have "S.E.X"

    Prank

    • So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.

    Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.

    Comeback

    • Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?

    Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?

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    • Suicide

    • Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!

    If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?

    That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)

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    Car

    • As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.

    So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."

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    • Face

    • What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?

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    • Poopoo

    • Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:

    You) I 1 poopoo

    (Them) I 2 poopoo

    (You) I 3 poopoo

    (Them) I 4 poopoo

    (You) I 5 poopoo

    (Them) I 6 poopoo

    (You) I 7 poopoo

    (Them) I 8 poopoo

    And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”

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    • Stalker

    • "What do you do with your free time?"

    "I stalk."

    "Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."

    "I know."