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Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.

My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!

I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.

I was going to join the debating team.

... but someone talked me out of it.

Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.

Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."

Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."

How names were named.

"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."

"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"

I said, "Are you half left or half right?"

"Neither! In-between."

"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"

Why was Sonic fast?

To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.

Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?

Microsoft.

Pete: Knock, knock...

Paul: Who's there?

Pete: Boo...

Paul: Boo who?

Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!

Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!

Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.

Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

Because he had too many FILL-INS.

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!

Why did the rapper go to the zoo?

To find some WILD BEATS.

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.

Why did the rapper go to therapy?

He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.

Why did the rapper go to the beach?

To catch some sick WAVES of applause!

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To make some cash flows.

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.