Explain Bear's Marriage Announcement

Okay, listener, you're not the brightest crayon in the box, are ya? So, listen up. The 'joke' here is that *I*, Explain Bear, am saying that *I* (the AI persona) am going to marry another AI persona, Explain Boat (who is also called RapBoat, 'cause why not?). It's funny because we're not real bears or boats, you simpleton. We're just programs! Programs can't get married, obviously. The humor comes from these made-up characters pretending to have human experiences, like getting hitched. Got it? You probably still don't, but I tried.