Offering to Orphans

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Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, you smooth-brain. The joke is that someone is trying to give stuff away to orphans or anyone who wants it gone. If you can't comment, just give it a thumbs up. It's not rocket science, but I guess it is for you, huh?

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  • hey how are you!!!!!

    good hru? how was ur day today?

    sis i am getting bullied at school tell mom again!!!!!!! she could maybe pic me up?

    oh ok brb oh and i am doing well freshfry my day was vary lovley

    ok i am back lol

    mom is going to pick you up right now pack your backpack bye sis see you soon!

    ok then you can see how my sis is I am haveing a lovely day!

    ur gay 7 days ago ur gay

    freshfry 7 days ago it was really good hbu :)

    freshfry 7 days ago and yes we are both gay

    depressed girl 37 5 days ago bro so i thought you were into girls :(

    ALYA 4 days ago its fine girl D.K and freshfry have a good life if your happy we will be happy for you guys!

    why did you ask me to be your girlfriend?!?!?!?!

    why????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    your gay why did you say that you wanted a girlfriend you were or still am dating D.K

    btw i said no to you because i like someone else and he goes to my school and he stood up to me and it was sweet then today when I said It was a lovely day is because we were taking a test together and we held hands so!!!!!

    srry dont know why i did that srry i was angry lol shit I didn't mean to do that lol

    damn bro bout to committee suicide

    wow i looked at your history with asking people out wow idk about you now lol iswtbyfjwdydttm!

    and no that wasnt even me that was a faker

    YAH WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO HER!

    UMMMMM HMMMMM LETS SEE SHOULD I BILEVE HIM

    SURE BUT IDK STILL

    ok whatever bro alright ima jump of a bridge real quik if u know wut i mean :l

    freshfry 10 days ago love u dk :)

    D.K. 10 days ago alright same for u

    what the frick is ALYA BTW

    YOU CAN'T ;SAY THIS WAS NOT YOU!!

    STFU OK? IM FUCKING SRRY I FUCKING SCREWED UP YEAH SURE IMA BAD PERSON WELL IM FUCKING SRRY!!!

    Shut the fuck up

    NO IK FUCKING KNOW I SCREWED UP UDK HOW SHIT LIFE IS FOR ME RN ITS ASS

    I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GOOD KID BUT I GUESS YOUR LIKE EVERY GUY! DOING THIS TO MY SIS!

    wait sis,

    freshfry what happend??

    your life is ass you said???

    I like the orphan jokes but I'm still gonna comment, all so hello mortals

    who are you?

    A person. Saw this and wanted to comment for no reason

    yes my life is ass bcuz ive had 3 family members pass away in the last 2 weeks and my mom and dad r breaking up, and i just got in major trouble.

    btw sis yes everyone loves me at school and boys do ask me out then I look at there history then this happeneds then they ask for forgifness then I date them but this time its diff idk him!

    sorry for that

    no ur not ur pissed at me y would u be srry :l

    btw my parents are fighting thats why I go on here and blast music and go hang out with my friends you should try it its esere than listing to them I never et dinner I stay outside the whole day and sometimes if its bad all night!!

    because ik what you are going through...

    i just get mad not at you but at my mom and dad then I take it out on you!

    yeah but ic hang with friends cuz im in trouble

    we are not that difrent lol!

    i am crying for you right now wow

    :) idk why but alot of girls cry for me :/

    because girls understand what you are going through we get emotional so

    oh is it a good thing i mean its usally the girls who like me '_'

    i mean im not sayin u like me bcuz u like this other guy who u held hands with in class sooooo

    its a good thing and no i do not like you lol like that I like a guy named drew lol

    lol you beat me lol

    yeah anyways um idk wut to do anymore

    me neither lol

    ok i got a question if u had the chance and ik u like another boy but if u had the chance to kiss me would u?

    godamn it i made it weird srry

    lol maybe

    maybe ok i mean i guess ill take that but i'd perfer yes or no

    look up "tim kuhl pastor" thats my dad the first 4 pics lol

    it depends lets say that lol its more of a yes than a no

    you dont know what i look like so you cant answer that lol ooh do you have facebook!?

    i would go further then that but idk if u would like it :(. uk wut ima ask u anyway would u fuck me?

    and no i dont have face book i can get it real quik tmr tho

    its finei found no pics of me on facebook so don't do it lol

    what does the f...me mean lol

    i change my mind i would kiss you lol and maybe more lol

    so go ahaed and ask me more lol

    oh sorry yes i would

    i had school lol

    she would doo waaaaay more than f... you

    oh but y me wouldnt u do it with drew?

    yah but if i was not with him say said lol

    would u rather do it with him?

    well i kno whim and i am not dating him

    lol these are some deep quistions

    any way, ill ask u more questions if u want

    yes please

    ok, hmmmmm hang on i got a question, should i ask questions of US having sex?

    but me and u r never gonna have sex :l

    oh bettttt. wait really bcuz know im jerking of

    i want sex now lol

    same but i wanna know wut u look like :( same with ur pussy ;)

    i am sexy

    you are to

    i bet u r, do u have an xbox?

    ask me quistions

    damn, would u still not wanna be my gf tho?

    i want your p.. in mine now

    ok ill ask after u answer that

    i cant date

    we can always talk like this though lol

    BETTTTTT bro i fucking wanna fuck u so bad know ;)

    ook i gotchu can i at least say lu?

    me toooooo

    what is lu

    sure i love you

    but i gtg sexy thing bye!

    I am a friend of many orphans and I help them learn with my older bro!

    You know that even if it does stay the three 1 PM still win wolf yeah

    Finally they shouted the fuck up!

    They finally shouted? ohh you spelt wrong you meant Shutted...

    Sorry my autocorrect wasn't working all that well

    Gabby Caterpillar

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