Go jokes
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Two sentence horror stories go.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
Willy Wonka meme
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.