Go jokes
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
So, this kid told me what high school he was going to and asked me if I thought he would make it in.
I said, "No, they don't have double doors."
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.
They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.
Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.