Go jokes
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
Willy Wonka meme
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Two sentence horror stories go.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.