Go jokes
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.
Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!
Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.
Son: That was cruel!
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!