Go jokes
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
I go beep like a Jeep.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."