Go jokes

If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated ARRRR.

What did one ballsack say to another?

"You stay here, I'll go pee."

I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.

Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?

Because it had "no body" to go with.

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.

Mom: Did you finish your homework?

Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.

Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.

Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!

Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.

Son: That was cruel!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

Some rules of childhood cricket:

1. Whose bat, his batting.

2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.

3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.

Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?

There, there, over there, and over here too.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?

A: They couldn’t go straight.

"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.

My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...

...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.

A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.

My therapist said I have trouble letting go of the past. So I killed him.

Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."