Go jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."