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Clean Your Room

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FREEZER MAN
6 years ago

Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.

Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!

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    Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the kid doesn't wanna see a movie, right? But Mom's got other plans – like turning her kid into a maid! Instead of being all nice, she's like, "Clean my room!" It's funny 'cause moms usually care about what their kids want, not in this case, though! You probably still live in your mom's basement.

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