Go jokes
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Memes
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
How's it going @#$!
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.
Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?
Angela: His name is Kevin.
Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?
Angela: I don't know.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...