Go jokes
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
How's it going @#$!
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.