Gotta Go

Listen here, lil' buddy. The joke is, Sonic wants to go fast, Hulk wants to smash, and the orphan? Well, they just want a home, which they don't have. It's funny because it's sad! You probably don't get it because you're too busy eating paste and picking your nose, but that's okay. Some of us are just born slow, like a three-legged donkey in a marathon.