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Humour

    • Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.

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    • Knife

    • * Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?

    Frisk: One knife, plz.

    Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.

    Waiter: You eat a knife?

    Frisk: Yes.

    *Waiter asking for one knife*

    Waiter: Here you go.

    Frisk: Thanks you.

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    Suicide

    • Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!

    If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?

    That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)

    Clock

    • Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

    Insult

    • Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.

    Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!

    [Image of Gwen]

    Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!

    Face

    • What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?

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    • Orphan

    • Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.

    Orphan: But why?

    Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.

    Nun

    • A bus full of nuns falls off a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them, “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all through the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question.”

    St. Peter turns to the first nun in the line and asks her, “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister responds, “Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger...” St. Peter says, “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so.

    St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says, “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment...” “Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so.

    Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun, “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds, “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”

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    • Sensei

    • Boss: Can I do a reference check?

    Me: I don’t have a...

    *sensei appears*

    Me: oh no

    Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.

    Boss: What's kiz...

    Sensei:😈

    Me: Oh no, here we go.

    Sensei: Kizma AS-

    Slap

    • The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

    The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”

    Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”

    So the Pope slapped him.

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    • Sister

    • My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.

    Death

    • When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did, not screaming and shouting like his passengers.

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