Go jokes
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.