Go jokes
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Memes
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"