Go jokes

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.

"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"

If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.

Why can't orphans go to movies?

There PG-13 movies.

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How's it going @#$!

Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.

I

hate

you!

I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.

God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.

Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.

Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!

Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.

Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.

Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.

Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!

"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"

"Where do young trees go to learn?"

"Elementree school."