I Went to Get Milk

Girl: Dad, where are you?

Dad: I went to go get milk.

Girl: But we have milk.

Dad: I know, I just don't love you.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, numbskull! This joke is dark like your soul, okay? The dad says he's going to get milk, but really he's just ditching his daughter because he doesn't love her, which is kinda like what your parents did to you, huh? It's funny 'cause it's messed up!

Comments (1)

Anonymous

3 years ago

sup im you're lost dad im got the milk son.

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