Go jokes
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
How's it going @#$!
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.
Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?
Angela: His name is Kevin.
Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?
Angela: I don't know.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.