Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Go Jokes
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
