Nagasaki jokes
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.