Nagasaki jokes
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?