Go jokes

What did the bird go to the hospital for?

For tweetment!

You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"

What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!

When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,

The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"

The teacher replied, "Home."

The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"

Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?

Because it was High School.

Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?

Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.

What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?

GO HOME!

Why did the MOSFET go to jail?

It had a charge for battery.

I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.

I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.

It's my New Year's resolution.

What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.

They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.

What's an orphan's favorite meme?

Homer going into a bush.

Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?

Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"

What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.

My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"

I said, "Are you going to punish me?"

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll let it go!

Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.