I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
Go Jokes
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”
