Go jokes
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.