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Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
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What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!