Go jokes
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.