Everybody misses Xxxtentacion but the bullet didn't...
Fortnite is just like high school. you get off the bus and start shooting everybody
Why doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team? Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
if im racist to evrybody am i even racist?
When the school shooter says "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️
what does the twin towers and my ads condom both have in common they both broke and everbody cried
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket. They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Everybody asks "Whats up" but nobody asks "Whats down"
Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it..
Dark Jokes Dark jokes are just like water Not everybody get's it
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me but everybody tolerates me.
hello everybody its me mariplier and today im goin to be balling at freddys
What do orphans and homework have in common? Everybody forgets about them
peoples music when friends are around : *rock*
when the are gone: "Come on vamonos, everybody let's go"
Quite Kid: *reaches into bag* Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN
Hello everybody now who here have watched Skurry
How do you tell the difference between Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled
