Zodiac jokes

Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.

What zodiac sign has no hair?

Cancer.

All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)

Some people put zodiacs on everything.

They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.

She was eaten by a giant crab.

I walked into the doctor's surgery and he said to me, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." I said, "Capricorn." He said, "Nah, you got cancer."

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,

You respond: "cancer."

Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"

All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.

Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?

Patient: Cancer, why?

Doctor: What are the chances?

Patient: Of what?

You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.

Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?

A) Cancer.

Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.

The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...

On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.

One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.

Son: Mom, I did the test and I have cancer!

Mom: YOU HAVE CANCER?!

Son: Mom, as my zodiac symbol...

Mom:....

He: "Do you know you have a space in your uterus?"

She: "How can I resolve this?"

He: "Get a Cancer!"