Zodiac Jokes

Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except cancer

what zodiac sign has no hair cancer

All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)

-Dark_Humor

Some people put zodiacs on everything They said they couldn’t go to the party bc of cancer

My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. -- She was eaten by a giant crab.

I walked into the doctor's surgery and he said to me, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." I said, "Capricorn." He said, "Nah, you got cancer."

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is

You respond: cancer

Doctor says: well what a coincidence!

All zodiac signs have a hair style but cancer is just a one way thing

Doctor: what is your zodiac sign?

Patient: cancer why?

Doctor: what are the chances

Patient: of what?

you know how all zodiacs have hairstyles...well not cancers

Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed? A) Cancer.

bro my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse. The other day he said he couldnt hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...