Zodiac jokes
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
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My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.
She was eaten by a giant crab.
I walked into the doctor's surgery and he said to me, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." I said, "Capricorn." He said, "Nah, you got cancer."
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Son: Mom, I did the test and I have cancer!
Mom: YOU HAVE CANCER?!
Son: Mom, as my zodiac symbol...
Mom:....
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Who else thinks that zodiac signs don't choose what you're like but just say what month it is from how the stars align -.-
Zodiac time :)
♈ Aries (Ram): March 21–April 19.
♉ Taurus (Bull): April 20–May 20.
♊ Gemini (Twins): May 21–June 21.
♋ Cancer (Crab): June 22–July 22.
♌ Leo (Lion): July 23–August 22.
♍ Virgo (Virgin): August 23–September 22.
♎ Libra (Balance): September 23–October 23.
♏ Scorpius (Scorpion): October 24–November 21.
♐ Sagittarius (Archer): November 22–December 21
♑ Capricornus (Goat): December 22–January 19
♒ Aquarius (Water Bearer): January 20–February 18
♓ Pisces (Fish): February 19–March 20
Comment what zodiac sign you are
I am an aries