Zodiac

Zodiac Jokes

People

Some people put zodiacs on everything.

They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.

Cancer

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.

She was eaten by a giant crab.

Cancer

I walked into the doctor's surgery and he said to me, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." I said, "Capricorn." He said, "Nah, you got cancer."

Stuff

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

Cancer

When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,

You respond: "cancer."

Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"

Cancer

All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.

Cancer

Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?

Patient: Cancer, why?

Doctor: What are the chances?

Patient: Of what?

Cancer

Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?

A) Cancer.

Cancer

Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.

The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...

Cancer

Son: Mom, I did the test and I have cancer!

Mom: YOU HAVE CANCER?!

Son: Mom, as my zodiac symbol...

Mom:....

Memes