Go jokes

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll let it go!

If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?

Why did the MOSFET go to jail?

It had a charge for battery.

I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.

Why did the author go to the emergency room?

His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.

Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.

Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.

Why do some couples go to the gym together?

Because they want their relationship to work out.

One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.

They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.

What's an orphan's favorite meme?

Homer going into a bush.

Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.

When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?

What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.

It's my New Year's resolution.

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.

Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"

A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”