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Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.