Go jokes
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.