Go jokes
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"