I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back Apparently that’s insensitive to someone during chemo
When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up? I thought what all we had was special
My girlfriend got covid
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight I told her to keep her chins up
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says “Go and lock the door first...”
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and airforces but as soon as I spend a $100 on hookers she leaves me
My girlfriend is growing watermelons not in the ground though (we had fun that night)
I dont need a girlfriend cause i got my cousin brooo
Why can't a get a girlfriend? Because I'm an beta male simp
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio. But that’s just me in a nutshell.
my girlfriend was cheating in Uno
she's not the only one who can play that game
I like my dynamite like I like my woman. Hot and ready to explode.
How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
Call her on the phone.
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby
I don't have a girlfriend
What does a canabolist do after he dumps his girlfriend??
He wipes his butt
911 whats your emergency? Me: Officer My Girlfriend is dead! Operator: What Happened!? Me: She Bit The Tip
Kenny is living with his girlfriend now. He just moved back in with his mom.
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper? A girl actually dates the paper.
I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
