Girlfriend jokes

What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?

Fill her closet with see-through clothes.

What is the difference between a broom and a mop?

It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.

My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!

My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........

IMAGINE!

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀

A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."

Why did the toad cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.

Her: I am scared!

Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.

My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.

Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."

What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.

My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?

I beat both of them.

Bf: Hey, what ya doing?

Gf: Just lying in bed.

Bf: Just lying in bed?

Gf: And eating cereal.

Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?

Gf: Eat my cereal.

Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.

Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.