My girlfriend went to Tokyo and she died in the tsunami. Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean".
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see through clothes.
My girlfriend sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with. roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i'm always watching you
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying "This isn't working". I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend? I beat both of them.
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Who do you call someone that steals his brothers girlfriend and disowned by his whole family? Brandon
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone Mommy
I have an awesome sex drive, my girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
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my girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!!!!
One day me and my girlfriend were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friends girlfriend because she really wanted to go but he just got out of surgery and he said take care of her so I said will do bro I’ll bring her back fuller that a topped up water bottle
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Today I ate out my girlfriend.......Jefrrey Dahmer style
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My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old...
