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What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.