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There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.

Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple actually gets picked.

Why are orphans different from apples?

Apples get picked.

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The image shows a question "How was the online class? What did you get from it?" followed by "Me:". Below it are four pictures: The first shows the outline of a person holding their head in pain, the second shows the outline of a person's skeleton with a red spinal cord, the third shows a person holding their eyes, and the fourth is a close-up of a red, irritated eye.

"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"

Why did the whale cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!!! 😂

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeño business.

Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?

I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.

If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?

Worms and rotten fruit.

What does iCloud eat for lunch?

Your documents.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the “shell” station.

Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?

Because they're so boron!

How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?

You can't get either one at home.

A twin engine has two engines.

If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.

If I get an atom, I would split it with you.

For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.