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I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.