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Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.