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A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.
What's the difference between orphans and dogs?
Dogs get adopted.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
How does a tree get online? They log in.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
Gwen sassy: Hi here, my credit card. Don't get it wet, it is too much!
Unknown: Okay!
Gwen sassy: Man, I am late, can you move along! Much!
Unknown whispering: Sexy!
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
A straw.
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.