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Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Memes
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
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Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."