When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
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Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
