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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going out and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home, and I will get back with him tomorrow morning.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!

Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!

1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?

2) Where did all the orphans go?

PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!

If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?

Why are smurfs blue?

Because they get bruises all the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house.

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."

What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?

Two Aussie.

Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"

Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"

Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get on the person's face.

Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:

Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.

An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

Why don’t rappers ever get lost?

They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.

Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?

A. They call an AmBOOlance.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.

Why did the rapper get lost in the music?

Because he couldn't find the beat.

Sisters before misters.

I hope you get better.

I love you.

What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?

Cotton gets picked.

What do you call the middle of a penny?

A center (get it? Cent-er).