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If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
How do you get "Dick" from Richard?
Ask him nicely.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.