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What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
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The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.