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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?