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Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask nicely.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.