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What's a native chick say after sex?

"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"

My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”

Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.

What’s the only reason Emos drink?

To get hungover.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

Apples get picked.

Hollow Knight Meme

A four-panel comic showing a character in a cave saying "HELLO?!" and getting an "ECHO!" in return. In the third panel the character asks "When do I get silksong?"

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.

Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!

What does a terrorist get for Christmas?

A C4.

Teacher: Here, have candy.

Kid: No, I’m too fat.

Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.

*Next week*

Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.

Kid: I’m too fat to get up.

Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?

Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!