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When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.

A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.

When the doctor saw this, he said,

"From Type 2 Diabetes!"

Get it?

Why did Trump's brain cross the road?

Oh wait, there is no other side.

What is the best thing about gay people?

They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!

Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?

Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!

How do you get Dick from Richard?

You ask nicely.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?

Defective rabies.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?

What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.

What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.

If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."

Where is my dad?

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"

The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"

The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."

I aced my poker test...

My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...

A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...

Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...

What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?

FROSTY RHYMES!

Why did the rapper join a gym?

To get those SICK BARS.