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What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
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Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.