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Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
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How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.