Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
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How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
