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Why did the cheetah get sad?

'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.

Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?

They don't have parent permission.

What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

How do you get 1000 followers?

Walk into an African village with a water bottle.

How do you get a hippy pregnant?

Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.

How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

What do clothes and emo kids have in common?

They both get hung.

Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.

My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆

Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?

My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.

If you drop something, make your short friend get it.

What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.