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School

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

Dairy Queen

Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.

Rose

Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!

Orphan

Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.

Memes

Corner

If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.

Orphanage

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

Grape

What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"

Get it?

Orphan

Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked.

Suicide

A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."

Orphan

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."

Idea

What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A LightBulbasaur.

Mayo

If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?

Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!

Great white

Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?

because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!

Orphan

What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?

They get set free.

Orphan

Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

A: One of them gets picked.

Police Officer

Please don't get mad, it's a joke.

What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.