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What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.