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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!