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If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
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If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.