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Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.

If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?

Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!

Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?

because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!

What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?

They get set free.

Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

A: One of them gets picked.

The image has a black background with white text that reads: "Trust me. As you get to know me I just get weirder."

Please don't get mad, it's a joke.

What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.

Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?

A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!

So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.

The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"

The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.