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Why do orphans hate apples?

Because they get picked over.

Amber Heard morning schedule:

- Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower

How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

How do blind kids get punished?

By moving the furniture around the house.

What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?

They don't have parent permission.

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

How do you get 1000 followers?

Walk into an African village with a water bottle.

How do you get a hippy pregnant?

Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.

Why do orphans play tennis?

Because it's the only love they get.

What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?

Home Depot.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.

My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.