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What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.