Get jokes

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."

What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A LightBulbasaur.

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked.

Please don't get mad, it's a joke.

What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.

What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"

Get it?

Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.

Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.

What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?

They get set free.

Where do orphans get stuff from?

The reject shop.

You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!

Why did the Twin Towers get mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.

Why do orphans hate apples?

Because they get picked over.

Amber Heard morning schedule:

- Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower

How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

How do blind kids get punished?

By moving the furniture around the house.

What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.