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Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Real 😔
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Amber Heard morning schedule:
- Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.