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How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.

How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.

Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.

My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."

Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.

Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.

How do get a nun pregnant? Fuck her!

What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?

One gets picked.

Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?

A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄

Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.

Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."

When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.

You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.

My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?

How does a mathematician get tan?

sin/cos.

Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"

"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"

"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx

Where do you go to get the best fish?

A restaurant on the Titanic.

What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?

Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!

So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.

He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.