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Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
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Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.