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What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
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Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."