Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
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What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
