What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Boy with No Hands
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead. This "joke" is about a boy without hands. The joke sets you up by asking what he got for Christmas, implying he got gloves. But the punchline is that he can't even open his presents. It's funny 'cause it's sad... kinda. You know, like your life.