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Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
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What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.