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What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.