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What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
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Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.
Girl: Your card got declined.
Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.