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We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
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What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!