Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
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What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.
Girl: Your card got declined.
Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
