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What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.