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Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.