Geography jokes
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
Memes
screw global warming
America.
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
The S in America stands for safe.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
How do mountains see? They peek.
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.