Geography jokes
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
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Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
America.
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
The S in America stands for safe.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
How do mountains see? They peek.