Geography jokes
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.