Geography jokes
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
screw global warming
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
America.
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
How do mountains see? They peek.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
The S in America stands for safe.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.