Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
America.
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
How do mountains see? They peek.
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
The S in America stands for safe.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
