Geography jokes
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
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