Geography jokes
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
America.
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
The S in America stands for safe.
How do mountains see? They peek.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.