Geography jokes
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
Memes
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.