Geography jokes

What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?

A plains biome.

Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!

What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

It's legal to get stoned.

Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."

How are mountains able to see?

They peak!

Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"

Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"

Person 2: "In Japan."

Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."

What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?

Cross country.

The Arabian Sea is in which state?

Liquid.

The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.

Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.

You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?

European.

How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?

Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.

Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.

What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.

A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."

How did I get to Iraq? I ran.

What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.