Geography jokes
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
"Death to the west!"
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
hehehehehehehehehehe
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.