Geography jokes
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
"Death to the west!"
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.