Why don’t mountains 🏔 take things serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school. “Dad I got an F in Geography class!” “Why is that?” “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building’” Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf Official flag of Japan? The Sun Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol
Do you know what the W in Africa stands for? Water!
Which country is next to USA? USB
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico
your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay
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