Geography jokes
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
Madatgascar
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
The "W" in African stands for water.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."