Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
The "W" in African stands for water.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
