Geography jokes
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
Hello, America!
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
The "w" in Africa is for water.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.