Geography jokes
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
"Death to the west!"
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
Hello, America!
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.