Geography jokes
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
Madatgascar
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
The "W" in African stands for water.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.