Geography jokes
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
Memes
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?