Geography jokes
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
Memes
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.