Geography jokes
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂