What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
Geography Jokes
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
