Geography jokes
What did Tennessee?
Same thing that Arkansas did.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
What do you call a dog in China?
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