Geography jokes
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
The earth is flat.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.