Geography jokes
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
Hello, America!
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
When your plane heads for New York...
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
What did Tennessee?
Same thing that Arkansas did.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.