Geography jokes
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭