Geography jokes
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
How to run from Iran?
Iran away!
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.