Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
Why don’t mountains take things seriously?
Because they’re hill areas.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
