Geography jokes
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
The "w" in Africa is for water.
COVID is like fashion…
We started hearing about it in Italy…
Became popular in LA and NYC…
Florida ignored it…
And it was all made in China in the end.